Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

4.29.2012

Feeling it

Last night was the first night that Grace has ever spent the night away from us.  She stayed with my parents while we enjoyed dinner out with a group of friends from church.  When we arrived home from dinner, we decided to meet up with some of our neighborhood friends who were also child free for the night.  Long story short, we didn't arrive home again until 4AM after playing Rockband for hours at our friends Todd and Angelique's house.  It was so much fun.  I really didn't even have that much to drink, but you wouldn't know it by the way I was tearing it up on the microphone.  Wish we had taken video.  Priceless stuff.  But, after only four hours of sleep, I am feeling every day of my thirty six years of existence.

2.21.2011

So...

I looked down at Grace tonight, and she had taken a tampon out of its wrapper and was putting it down the front of her pants.  I couldn't help but laugh.  I asked her what she was doing and she said, "I'm having my period."  I told her, "You probably won't have your period for another ten more years."  She then replied, "I'm older enough for peanut butter, and I'm old enough for my period!" 

Oh, if she only knew what she was in for...