Rootin' Tootin' Cowgal

Grace's love of Fiber One bars has inspired me to write a song. It goes a little something like this:


           She's a rootin' tootin' cowgal
           She always roots and toots
           When she's sittin' on her potty
           She goes, toot-toot-toot-toot-toot!
           Sometimes she goes pee-pee
           And sometimes she goes poop
           But she's always root-n-tootin'
           Root-toot-toot-toot-toot!

I anticipate signing a record deal any day now!